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- I am an eighth generation Texan currently living in Amsterdam.
- I first learned how to drive a manual transmission on a ’49 Chevy — I think I can drive a tank now with no problems.
- I used to rodeo professionally.
- I think Lil Wayne is the greatest lyricist of all time. Quote me.
- I'm fond of second rate electronics and cheap cars from Korea.
- I love grass… growing it, cutting it, watering it, etc.
- I love the meat section at grocery stores… I go there when I'm stressed out.
- I got cut from every sport I tried out for in high school except freshman basketball.
- Birds keep flying at the windows at JDI. I think birds are pretty dumb.
- My arch nemesis is an albino squirrel that lurks outside. He will be annihilated.
- I'm NOT a big fan of the new office NERF gun.
- I'm usually wondering where Doug is when he's not in the room.
- I first drove a pickup solo at age 8.
- My most hated food: melon.
- Safeties are my favorite play in football.
- My daily must-read is Natalie Dee comics.
- I've never broken a bone.
- I lived in Belgium for two years.
- As a kid, my dream was to sing and dance in a Broadway musical.
- In college, I would bowl at least once a week. My high score is 256.
- I visit and swim in the Soul of Austin every Sunday.
- When I play golf I putt right handed and pitch left handed.
- I'm addicted to pesto -- anything with pesto is magical and I'll eat it.
- I got my first .22 rifle, won the city-wide Science Fair and the Invent Austin contest all in 6th grade — it was a good year.
- Everything I needed to know, I learned as an executive assistant.
- I was in the Order of the Arrow, but didn't make Eagle.
- I played the violin for 11 years and ran hurdles in college.
- I went to a boarding high school where I had an espresso machine in my dorm room.
- I'm also usually wondering where Doug is when he's not in the room.
- I was once stranded in St. Thomas for two months.
- I've owned more than one Chevy Cavalier.
- I run a half-way house in Austin for millennials. I'm currently taking applications for new tenants.
- I worked at a fish cannery in Alaska.
- I was the Austin veggie dog eating champion of 2009 and 2010.
- I relieve stress by designing logos and business cards for people and companies that don't exist.
- Weather and geography fascinates me more than anything.
- I once swam against Michael Phelps in the 50meter butterfly (and he kicked my ass).
- I'm allergic to kiwis, but still eat them sometimes despite my mouth hurting after just 1.
- I love to play arcade games every chance I get.
- I have a secret love for sci-fi books and movies.
- I once worked for a folk musician in Austin.
- I once had to be vaccinated for Rabies when my apartment was infested with bats. I was famous at the Fairview Medical Center ER.
- I have a freakish memory for dates and details surrounding events (although I rarely remember things that are of actual use to me or others).
- I learned to apply makeup perfectly at age 4 (yet I struggle to get both eyes to look the same today).
- My cursive looks like Napolean Dynamite's. I can't decide if I love or hate this about myself.
- I have taken advantage of every conceivable curly hair style: braided, dread-locked, afro.
- I love rock climbing.
- I played in the 1999 New Years concert with Shania Twain in Phoenix.
- I'm a jugging enthusiast.